It doesn't matter how much you cover your tracks, they'll always find out you skipped bath time. splash some water around, move the bath Matt etc). Just ensure that you take steps to make it look like the kids touched water (i.e. As the old proverb goes "If a tree falls in the forest and no ones there to hear it, does it make a sound?" Same is true with bath time. If you're on your own, you're totally aloud to skip bath time now and again as your other half will never know. If you're given a bubble beard, you MUST pretend to father Christmas complete with voice, even if it's June. You absolutely must make towers out of soapy hair & time how long it stays in position 3). Swishing the water to make bubbles & thereby extending this short stay-cation is completely allowed as its technically still doing the job.
whoever runs the bath must milk it for as long as possible. "There are 9 standard unwritten rules when it comes to bath time that all parents must learn & follow: 1).
No slush puppies today girls, daddy needs to leave this place immediately."
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Then to top it all, as my girls finished changing, they swung the door open &, as if in a budget red light district that specialised 35+ men who haven't exercised in a while, exposed me in my birthday suit to any passes by that fancied a free gander. Not content with this uncomfortable setting, my girls decided to very loudly state as I undressed - "look, look - it's daddy's willy!' This was closely followed by laughter from them, several others kids 1 cubicle over & a passing adult who couldn't contain themselves. It's the 10 minutes in the family changing cubicles I despise - A battery farm of naked families all contained in 6 by 6 ply wood boxes within inches of eachother - all arguing about who got mummy's pants wet, where that random plaster that little Timmy is licking came from and why no one has any sodding 20ps for the locker. "Had I known that volunteering to take all 4 girls swimming would result a public body shaming at the hands of my own off spring & a day light mugging by a vending machine that refused to fork over the poppets, I probably would have just stayed at home.
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